cat plays a keyboard

what my insane chicago friends made for me. jealous?

“A big dick. That’s it.”

What’s a little piddle

I found these. I peed my pants. I liked them.

Thespians on Parade: Vol. 3

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This needs to open tomorrow. I can’t stand the waiting.

Be Italian.

crazy old lady

i searched “crazy old lady” on youtube and found this:

Forever in blue Jean

I think Jean is back on Elmwood, wearing smart slacks (blue jeans, what else?) and a handy purse. I’m glad to see she’s around. The last time she went away someone told me she had died, and then I saw her at Wilson Farms and screamed a little.

Throw Momma From the Pound

Family reunion.

crazytown, usa

i spy
14 things
and if you
can name
them all
i will
give you
a treat.

…
her
jacket.