Insomniac

I’m a night person because I like to be awake at night.
But for the last four nights, I have been awake until the morning. Not cool. Not cool at all.
I did just buy some clothes online though.
So yeah, it’s not so bad.
See you tomorrow.
Today.

And a partridge in a pear tree

Do you think Danny Partridge got fed up with his name being in that Christmas song? Surely And Don’t Call Me Shirley Jones was pissed about it.

cat plays a keyboard

what my insane chicago friends made for me. jealous?

“A big dick. That’s it.”

What’s a little piddle

I found these. I peed my pants. I liked them.

Thespians on Parade: Vol. 3

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This needs to open tomorrow. I can’t stand the waiting.

Be Italian.

crazy old lady

i searched “crazy old lady” on youtube and found this:

Forever in blue Jean

I think Jean is back on Elmwood, wearing smart slacks (blue jeans, what else?) and a handy purse. I’m glad to see she’s around. The last time she went away someone told me she had died, and then I saw her at Wilson Farms and screamed a little.