Queries: The Rainforest
Posted: 01.23.11 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »
It’s probably really stinky in the rainforest, like a gym sneaker in a humid rainstorm. And I bet you scratch yourself a lot, due to the overwhelming abundance of gnats and flies, which after a while you’d want to befriend since, hey, they’re not going anywhere. When in Rome…
When is the best time of year to go to the rainforest? Is there a rainy season? Or is it always rainy? I bet the rain makes the forest incredibly overgrown. With all that rain, flowers must burst through their pots. Lots of emergency trips to the Lowes nursery.
Who feeds the plants in the rainforest? Is there a gang of rainforest rangers? I don’t want to know their umbrella budget.
Does Southwest go there? I have miles.
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